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Ubisoft launches environment-friendly packaging and frankly my dear I don't give a damn

I was going to post Ubisoft’s press release about how great they are for saving trees by putting an end to the environment killing instruction manuals in their upcoming Shaun White Skateboarding game but I just don’t have it in me to play along with their ruse.

So instead of posting the press release I’ve decided to announce my plan to burn a couple of packs of loose leaf notebook paper in the fireplace, turn the furnace up to 85 (then kick on the AC to bring the temp back down) and top it off by changing my daughter’s disposable diaper regardless if she needs changing or not.  Tonight I will sleep well knowing that I did nothing to damage the Earth but did help out the human race by buying and using the products that those fine people produced.

Take that “eco-friendly” packaging.

-Justin

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